The Georgia Wife

Three men married wives from different states.

The first man married a woman from Michigan . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Missouri . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Georgia . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

Proverbs: A Merry Heart does good like medicine

My husband and I along with his mother one day decided to go visit his Aunt who lived not far away. She was a sweet lady with a positive outlook on life (she was in her 80’s) and thank the Lord had a good sense of humor. She believed she had spirits floating around in the air of her home and I told her she better get some Lysol. I have always believed you can’t take things too seriously. God intended us to laugh. Now before I begin this little story I just want you to know … I am not saying my mother in law is intellectually challenged ,she like me as my Papa use to say “Honey whatever comes up (in your head) comes out (your mouth)..sometimes we speak before we think. Anyways…she is sitting across from my husband and I looking at my husband (her son) and says, “I believe me and your father (my husband’s biological father) must be related because you look just like both of us”.